I is nubtart... apparently

So, I go through my normal computer starting up/logging on process of checking the forums, followed by the servers. No one has posted anything interesting and the servers were as dead as Hiroshimaafter August 6, 1945... so I get onto Halo through the normal way of getting a game: The server list.

I see a nice 12/16 people CTF Blood Gulch game and I join looking forward to a nice, relaxing blood bath.

The first thing I see when I join the game was as follows:

Unstapable (no that is how he spelled it): Only nubs use the pistol.

My first though is "Oh great, some guy that can't take dieing". So I do what I do in these situations: I carry them out to see how stupid the person really is. This stuff makes me laugh. It was kind of nice because other people backed up my opinion.

Me: Uh, that is where you are mistaken kind (haha) sir.
Unstapable: Everyone knows that the pistol is a nub weapon.
Other Player1: Uhh no...
Me: Yay someone with a brain.
Unstapable: *non-kid friendly words*

So we go on playing. I see a red enemy buddy (except replace "buddy" with "victim") and he grabs an over shield, takes out his pistol and starts shooting at me.

Miss.

Miss.

Miss.

I start shooting at him.

Head shot.

Head shot.

Head shot.

Three more shots.

Dead.

Unstapable was killed by SoD Laserx

I stop, to see how much further I could poke at his retarded opinions/brain until he quit the game.

Me: That seemed a lot like a pistol.
Unstapable: Yeah I decided to go noob style.
Me: That's your style, isn't it.
Unstapable: Just copying you.
Me: Besides the pwning and hitting, you did pretty good...
Unstapable: Sorry I am not as accomplished as you noob.

...

Me: So you are saying I am a noob because I am better than you...
Him: No.
Me: You just said that... didn't he everyone?
OtherPlayer2: Just shut up and play.
Me: No no no... I gotta listen to his crappy logic... it will make me laugh...
Unstapable: Are you calling me stupid...
Me: Now now now, I never said that... but I hinted at it strongly.

The de-de-dur (See: Mentally handicapped) statements had stopped coming.

After another game had gone by and I was waiting for the next game to start, the retard starts talking again.

Unstapable: Well goodbye losers.

That statement alone caused my brain to twitch.
The guy was in dead last.
1 kill. (This actually surprised me because he wouldn't have been able to shoot an afk person)
29 deaths.
0 Assists.
0 Captures.

*Sigh* these people make me want to go out and kick a small, defenseless animal.